Culture
Engineers Lower Giant Waffle Over Atomium “for Morale”
A 40-metre fibreglass waffle was installed atop the Atomium overnight by the “Order of the Gauffre,” who say it will stay “until morale improves or the waffle does.”
Belgian Politician Demands Constitutional Amendment After Spell-Check Changes “Potato” to “Potatoe”
The incident, mid-speech on the early-crop Bintje, has escalated into a federal dispute over autocorrect, the Constitution, and the Flemish soul.
